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皇上请驾崩 含情沫沫 更新时间 2022-09-27

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大街上陆大人左右为难,冷汗热汗,四脖子汗流。【】</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老百姓们也开始指指点点,即痛恨北狄蛮子的跋扈嚣张,又懊恼鎏玥官员的卑躬屈膝,愤愤不平。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp路边酒肆高楼之上,末璃推着展万钧的胳膊催促。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“快点动手呀!你还等什么?”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp摄政王冷冷瞥了小皇帝一眼,鼻孔里冒出一个冷哼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“简直胡闹!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哪儿胡闹了?哪儿啊?末璃是一点也不服气。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“早知道你这么没用,我就该带赖沧澜来!”她也哼一声。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp真是哪壶不开提哪壶,一说赖沧澜,摄政王的脸就直接黑了。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“敢!”说着一瞪眼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也是奇了怪了,怎么一说赖小将军就跟点了他炮眼似得,小将军哪儿惹着他了?</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那你倒是动手呀!你不动手,我这不是白安排了一场。”她也急了,也瞪起眼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她眼睛大,这一瞪就更大。白粉粉的脸皮被一腔怒气鼓着,就跟两大包子似得,煞是可爱。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他险些心软!可一想到她这个招灾惹祸个性,又觉得这可爱也是个祸根!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看看,不声不响又给他惹事了不是!还想带着赖沧澜私自出宫,好大的胆子!然而她已经安排了这么一出闹剧,总不能唱到一半就歇着。说来说去,还是要他给擦屁股!也是命苦!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但这擦屁股的活,也是他硬抢来的,摄政王想想又觉得自己挺憋屈!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因这憋屈,他皱着眉,摘下挂在腰间的荷包,摸出一小锭碎银子,在手心里掂了掂,朝窗外看了一眼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“干嘛用银子?这不是浪费钱。用杯子不就好了。”末璃凑在旁边递过来一个杯子。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不够重。”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃!这样啊。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那我叫他们动手了?”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp展万钧一点头。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小皇帝便一脸兴奋的拿出一块小银镜,朝对面的晃了晃。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“怎么没光?”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp摄政王看不下去,一把夺过镜子,对准光线,朝对面的酒肆雅间射过去一个完整的光圈。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对面雅间里的人立刻探出头来,朝他们比了一个“准备好了”的手势,随后就把一大盘食物端出来,找了个没人的地,直接摔下去。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哐啷噹一声脆响,果然引得大街上的人都朝那边看去。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp趁着众人的视线被转移,展万钧手腕子轻轻一甩,手里的银锭就飞出去。啪的就打在二皇子的马屁股上。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他用了巧劲,别看这银锭小,可去势汹汹,砸上绝对疼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp马被猛地打了一下屁股,立刻惊慌失措的屁股一撅,后腿一蹬,前蹄一翘,蹦跶起来。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖胖的二皇子原本耀武扬威的坐在马上,得意洋洋。哪里料得到这一扭头的功夫,屁股底下的大马就乱了套。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp马屁股一撅,他就往前扑,幸亏前面有个大肚子,给挡住了。可等前蹄子一翘,他往后倒,马屁股后面可是没有遮拦,这大肚子还往他身上压。于是咕噜一下,从马背上翻下来。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆大人被这一幕吓傻了。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“快快,拦住马!二皇子,二皇子!你要不要紧!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp马还在躁动,又是蹬腿又是撅蹄子,跃跃欲试到处要踩人。金羽卫围上来,想要拉住缰绳,却不料这马受了惊,又被人围着,越发躁动不安。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后还是萧继远出手,一甩胳膊上的长鞭,兜住马脖子用力一拽。马脖子被捆住,随行人员趁机拉住了缰绳,把马强拽住。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一转眼的功夫,胖胖的二皇子就在地上滚了一圈,围观的老百姓呼啦全让开。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一圈滚下来,不仅华丽的衣服脏了,皇子还趴在地上起不来。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆大人连忙跑过去扶一把,二皇子还不领情,一把将他推开,硬是想要自己起来。可这一下摔的不清,屁股开花,愣是起不来。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆大人只好再次伸手帮忙,搀扶他。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在二皇子要起不起的时候,那原本骑在高头大马上的黄门官却下了马,施施然迈步上前,拱着手笑盈盈道。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“陛下只说让诸位下马听旨,二皇子又何须行此五体投体的大礼,真是太客气了!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我哪里是行礼!我是从马上摔下来了!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二皇子好容易站起来,一听这话,顿时气得跳脚。结果这一跳,膝盖又是一软,噗通跪下了。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哟,怎么又跪下了!快请起,快请起!”黄门官可不放过他,立刻又大声叫起来,笑的一脸揶揄之色。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“混账!我是……哎哟,老子的膝盖!哎哟!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这可笑的一幕落在老百姓眼里,大家顿时哄笑起来,方才愤懑不平的气愤一扫而光!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“二哥!你……”耶律淑哥被围观百姓们的哄笑声气红了脸,心里懊恼这位草包兄长。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还骑在马上的萧恒德和萧继远脸色也很不好看。方才他们还耀武扬威,盛气凌人,可现在却成了鎏玥老百姓眼里的笑话。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp都怪这个草包皇子,身为大齐的皇族,却连马都管不住,简直羞耻。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp威德郡王懊恼草包皇子,可萧继远却眯着眼扫视两边的高楼,心中怀疑这事是有人捣鬼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp末璃正趴窗台上,跟着老百姓一起哄笑,观赏自己一手导演的好戏。正高兴,却被展万钧拎着脖子拽回来。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“干嘛你!正看热闹呢!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小心被人当热闹看了!”他把她推到身后,伸手关了半扇窗,挡住。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧继远这一抬头,正好就看这半扇关闭的窗,眉头微微一皱。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雕花的窗棱,洁白的窗纸,依稀可见窗里有个高大的身影。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然而意料之外的是,从这半扇窗里小心翼翼探出的,却是半个小小的脑袋,粉白的脸漆黑的发,还有一双大大的眼睛。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他和那大眼睛对上眼,那半个小脑袋就跐溜一下缩回去。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看来,果然是有人捣鬼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而楼上雅间里,摄政王则毫不客气的给了小皇帝一个当头爆栗。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不听话的玩意!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp末璃捂着脑袋气鼓鼓瞪眼。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看一下又怎么了嘛!”</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看一下又怎么了?天知道他多想把她关起来,锁起来,一眼都不让人看。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可这纯属痴心妄想!他非但拦不住天下人看她,也拦不住她跑出去让天下人看。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp愁死了!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp*</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp末璃的旨意其实非常简单,而且是一道口谕。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就是邀请大齐使团入驻皇宫,为此特别安排了风景优美,地势开阔的西苑朝阳宫给使团成员居住。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这规格绝对是高了,史无前例。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但小皇帝的想法很简单,正所谓台面上一定客客气气笑脸相迎,至于桌子底下的动静嘛,就是各显神通了。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp让使团入驻皇宫,看似上赶着拍马屁。其实说穿了,是把使团和外面隔离开,免得这伙人在京城到处走,惹出是非。不但要防着蛮子招惹外面,也要防着外面招惹蛮子。关在皇宫里,大家都安省。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是以前嘛,这肯定不好。皇宫里住着皇帝的妃嫔,还有各色女眷,出了事怎么办?就算是不小心撞上,也够这些女眷们死一个。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但现在不同以往,皇宫里的女眷都空了。宫女也少的可怜,完全没问题。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp西苑挨着御林军住所,正好方便“照看”。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她自认自己想的很周到!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大街上这一出也是事先就安排好了,这大齐使团一路而来,看尽鎏玥的荒芜颓废,肯定心里耀武扬威。到了京城,可不能让蛮子气焰太嚣张,得来个下马威。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可若是让使团进了皇宫再给下马威,就显得“待客不周”了。而且关门打狗什么的,固然能打个痛快,可这狗一旦放出去了,回头还得狠狠咬你一口。</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp既要打狗,又不能撕破脸,这就得使点手段玩点心机!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所以这下马威得在宫外使!正好也给老百姓们长长威风,出口气。让这些眼睛都快到头顶的大齐皇族贵胄们感受一下鎏玥人民的嘲弄,杀杀他们的气焰!</p>

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一场好戏圆满落幕,效果她还是满意的。除了……身边的得力干将被强行调换,从贴心小鲜肉变成了黑脸老煞星。</p>

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